Van Life in Scotland: Castles, Ghosts, and Gigantic Sculptures

Scotland is full of surprises, and this trip proved it. Beck and I set off from the border heading north to Edinburgh, armed with a van, a sense of adventure, and very little petrol.


Border Crossing & Historic Stops

Our journey kicked off with a quick stop where Mary, Queen of Scots’ also made a stop, where history feels alive — from perilous royal visits to stories that shaped the future of Scotland.

Not far away, the Dry Range Viaduct left us in awe. Built in the 1800s with 19 arches, it’s over 126 feet (38 m) tall. Trains were so heavy that it had to be reinforced just six months later!


Ghosts, Legends, and Medieval Mystery

In Edinburgh, we visited Roslin Chapel, a Gothic puzzle carved in stone. Inside, dragons, angels with bagpipes, and more than 100 “green men” decorate the walls. The Apprentice Pillar tells a dark legend of jealousy, murder, and eternal stone-faced gazes — and it’s no wonder this chapel inspired the finale of The Da Vinci Code.

While we couldn’t film inside, exploring the gift shop and joining in the hands-on activities for grown-up kids like us was a highlight.


Old Town Fun & Buskers

Parking in Edinburgh proved tricky, so we hopped on a bus — cheaper and faster. The Old Town is alive with street performers, historic charm, and the perfect opportunity to indulge in a little op shop hunting.


Food & Fun: Haggis & Whiskey

No Scottish adventure is complete without tasting haggis fritters with whiskey sauce. First bites were a hit — rich, savory, and exactly what we needed to fuel our exploration. Dessert with whiskey sauce followed, of course — life is good in Scotland.


The Heart of Midlothian

We discovered an unusual local tradition at the Heart of Midlothian, a site of the old Edinburgh jail. Spitting on the heart is said to guarantee a return to the city. We took part — part superstition, part social statement, all fun — and yes, it felt strange but memorable.


Giant Kelpies & Engineering Marvels

Next, we visited the Kelpies, the largest equine sculptures in the world. Standing next to them, you truly grasp their scale — the size of a 10-story building! Inspired by Scottish folklore, these steel giants honor both myth and the real horses that once worked the canals and fields.

A spiral staircase inside allows visitors to climb up and look out through the eyes of these massive sculptures — a surreal and unforgettable experience.


What’s Next?

Not far from the Kelpies is another phenomenal engineering wonder, waiting to be explored. Stay tuned for the next chapter of our Scottish adventures — more history, more whiskey, and of course, more van life chaos. Hit subscribe so you don’t miss it!


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